Welcome to Awards Edition Plus, your one-stop snark shop and Cheers and Jeers placeholder for Monday, April 29th 2013. Bill--who takes more vacations than George Dubya Bush--is busy washing the Cheers and Jeers Lexus and purchasing those jars of paste he hands out to welcome new kiddie-poolers. Which leaves me holding a bucket of pool-shocking chlorine and an empty bag. Even Geoffrey the Cat won't get into that bag. It smells like old newspapers and booze.
Today will be an abbreviated edition because I have about two days left to get yardwork done here at The Rock before the leaves appear and I can't see what I'm doing. Lenin Cat has an editorial, and we've got a Golden Douchenozzle nominee as well as the News of Dubious Veracity Department. Then we've got YOUR cheers and jeers.
Let's jump over the orange tangle of weed-whacker line for a little more...